A Day Off

20 Feb

By Gabriel Urban-Green
8th Grade

Once there was a little girl named Sadie. Like, Sadie with a heart on top of the “i.” She was an egg-sucking apple-polisher. Everyone hated her. Whenever the teacher forgot to give homework she would politely remind her to still assign it. At recess, whenever she wasn’t tattling on people for “eating on the blacktop,” and “swearing,” she would wipe off chalkboards and read.

Then there was a wonderful day. Sadie was walking home, a trucker hit her so hard that her head came flying off. Her guts came cannoning out and blood dumped all over the sidewalk.

When the students and teachers found out, they took the day off. They played soccer with her head, tug of war with her guts.

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